Welcome to Cartel+ Medical Division
Specialized treatment for boring dancefloors and all music-related diseases.
Our highly potent compounds are designed to enhance, cure, and upgrade your listening experience.
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FISH AND RICE — Complex 500mg
Fish Oil & Rice Dust • The Original Combo
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause sudden craving for rice bowls and fish-related dance moves.
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ENFOREX — Silent Release Capsules 333mg
Early Hardcore Formula • Dutch Underground
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause sudden technical precision and loss of ability to play basic tracks.
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XTNTA — 400mg Hybrid Formula
Multi-Style Hardcore Compound
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause identity confusion between Terror, Speedcore and Next-Gen.
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RZK — Precision Protocol 300mg
Early Terror Formula
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause extreme BPM tolerance, loss of mainstream taste, compulsive hakken and permanent smile.
OTM — 200mg Peak Force Capsules
Proven Formula
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause sudden realization that you were always this good.
SPEEDFOLTER — 300mg Rapid Terror Capsules
Proven Veteran Formula
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause temporary loss of ability to play slow music.
MORDEKAISER — 400mg Heavy Weight Capsules
Obscure Technical Mixing
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause sudden interest in extremely obscure and difficult music.
M3 — 333mg Triple Threat Capsules
Strength. Brains. Looks.
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause temporary overconfidence and excessive eye contact.
DEATH ROW — 400mg Final Execution Capsules
Terminal Formula
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause irreversible commitment to the final banger.
X3SK — 200mg Academy Founders Precision Blend
Elite Sound Engineer Formula
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause sudden criticism of other people’s EQ.
BENZO — 300mg Extended Release Capsules
Next-Gen Sedative
SIDE EFFECTS
May cause sudden emotional numbness and inability to feel basic drops.